isaacdwyer:

I play word games a lot.

I do.

I’m not sure why, although I suspect it comes from being part of a well-worded family.

Examples of such play include:

1. Anus and Bonus: Pronounce the “us” like “oose”. Quite fun, and makes for interesting conversation.
2. Old Spice: Pronunce “spice” “speech-ay”, like your Italian. I enjoy asking the employees in grocery markets where it is, to see if they know what I’m talking about.
3. Wife: Say it wiffy. Can you say Old Hag?

Other favorite words: exsanguinate, discombobulated, cacafuego, constangulating, agape.

The reason I bitch about spelling and grammar a lot is because that’s how I’ve set up my world. I look at the small things, then I see the number of small things and freak out.

That’s why I have problems writing large papers, even though I write one practically every day.

I focus on semantics.

It pisses people off.

I make stereotypes jokingly, and then people think I’m serious about them.

I don’t believe half the stuff I say.

Wow. This article doesn’t flow at all, I’ll post something that makes sense tomorrow.

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Reblog with your favorite strange, inappropriate or funneh sounding words.

Poop is spelled the same back and forth, I know this happens with a plentiful number of other words, but the word we are talking about is poop. I find it very funny.